Hello! Today I am pleased to interview Sebastian Kess. Sebastian is a magical humanoid from the parallel dimension of Coursodon and has recently been restored to his own body after being trapped in a Kindle.
What an interesting story. So, Mr. Kess, how did you get caught in an eBook reader?
Please, call me Sebastian. I never let a beautiful woman call me anything but. Back to your question, my job is to hunt those from my dimension who use their magical abilities to harm humans. While pursuing a particularly diabolical criminal, I was mortally wounded. I used the opportunity to test one of my many theories of spiritual convergence and converted myself to binary code. I planned to transfer myself to my laptop, but through a series of mishaps, I ended up in an electronic reading device.
Interesting, Sebastian. But, I see that you, or rather, your spiritual essence, somehow ended up inside a human woman. How did that come about?
The Kindle in which I was trapped was purchased and sent to Hailey Parrish. She unwittingly released me and I took refuge in her when she first powered up the device. Lovely girl, by the way, she took the entire co-habitation dilemma quite well.
Oh my! What was it like being inside a woman?
Well, my dear, I’ve been inside many women, but this was the first time I’ve been able to feel what they feel and experience the world through their eyes. Very enlightening indeed.
What was the worst thing about inhabiting a woman?
I don’t know how any of you can tolerate the PMS. I always believed it was all a scheme perpetuated by females to gain sympathy. I had no idea how physically and emotionally draining it could be. Took all my mental fortitude to contain myself. And by the time I recovered, it was time for the next month’s rollercoaster.
And the best thing?
Stop blushing, I am joking. Much as I tried to share some of my innate sexuality to my host, Hailey was quite adamant about me curbing my…libidinous needs while within her body. Pity really, after being alive for over 250-years, I’ve learned a thing or two about pleasuring a lady. Hailey truly missed a once in a lifetime opportunity.
All right, then…. You mentioned that Hailey wasn’t overly traumatized by your presence?
She was, how do you say it, a real trooper. At least, once she realized the voice in her head was me trying to communicate rather than a hallucination. She was a bit unnerved when it became apparent that I could see whatever she was seeing. But again, it’s not as if I’ve never seen a naked woman before. It wasn’t long before we came to an understanding, and the situation was smooth sailing from then on.
And somewhere during your inhabitation, your protégé, Alex Sunderland, figured out what was happening and helped restore you to your own body?
Correct. He is a very perceptive. Of course, I trained him. And he became quite enamored with Hailey. Both she and Alexander refused to act upon their desires until I was no longer within Hailey. I rather enjoy threesomes, but they are, apparently, much less adventurous than I. Let me tell you, the frustration involved with dealing with Hailey’s unrequited lust for Alexander was quite a burden.
I think that about wraps things up. Thanks for being our guest today, Sebastian.
Are we finished already? I have a few hours before I have to leave town, perhaps you would agree to join me for dinner? You now know so much about me, I would very much like to get to know you better.
You know, Sebastian, I never go out with people I interview. But there’s something about you that makes me want to make an exception.
Is it my devastating good looks?
No, not really.
My witty repartee?
No, not that either. I can’t quite explain it…you aren’t using some of that magical ability to influence me are you?
Although I could use magic, what would be the point when women are naturally drawn to me?
I can see that. Shall we go?
I thought you would never ask.
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The Coursodon Dimension Series – Book 1
Genre: Paranormal Romance/Urban Fantasy
Publisher: Running with Scissors Publishing
Number of pages: 216
Word Count: 63,000
Cover Artist: M.L. Ryan
As soon as Hailey Parrish discovered her husband was cheating with her co-worker, she swore off men. She had to find another job when her boss went to prison for being a pimp in his spare time. Three years later, Hailey still hadn’t gone on a date and she milks chinchilla for a living. Her life is about to get weirder.
While in pursuit of inter-dimensional miscreants who use their arcane powers to prey upon humans, Sebastian Kess was ambushed and mortally wounded. To save his life, he used his own magic to convert his soul to binary code and transfer it into Hailey’s soon-to-be shipped Kindle eBook reader. When Hailey inadvertently releases him and he inhabits her body, she finally has a man inside her, just not in the way she imagined.
Hailey must come to grips with the existence of the parallel dimension of Coursodon and the realization that magically inclined non-humans walk the world while dealing with Sebastian’s arrogant banter in her head. Her predicament also introduces her to another supernatural, the handsome could-be-the-man-of-her-dreams Alex Sunderland. The action moves from Hailey’s hometown of Tucson, Arizona to New England and across Europe as she and Alex try to return Sebastian to his own body while staying one step ahead of the criminals who want to keep him where he is.
Special Offers, the first book of the Coursodon Dimension Series, combines paranormal romance, urban fantasy, a bit of science fiction and a healthy dose of quirky humor.
About the Author:
M.L. Ryan is a professional woman — not that she gave up her amateur status, but rather that she is over-educated with a job in which she spends a lot of time writing dry science non-Fiction. In an effort to strengthen the less logical side of her brain, she decided to write some of the many stories rolling around in her head. She lives in Tucson, AZ with her husband, son, four cats, two dogs and two adopted desert tortoises.