Monday, August 5, 2013

Kann's Perfect ChocoGalore Recipe

Kann's Perfect ChocoGalore Recipe

1 phone
1 phone number for DeliciUs Fine Sweets Delivery
3-4 hours of tiring Karla out

In extreme cases, also add:
1 phone call to Mike or Ela so they'd take Karla out (use with extreme caution, because if she catches on, you'll be a very frustrated gargoyle for a week!)

- Wait 'till Karla is out of the house. Give her a good ten minutes advance, just in case she's lingering by the door and eavesdropping to catch you red-handed.
- When Karla is safely away, pick up the phone and call DeliciUs Fine Sweets Delivery. Order two Extra Special ChocoCakes, four vanilla & melon cupcakes, and a few ChocoShots for good measure.

- Wait by the door, with cash - never leave a traceable credit card trail!
- Upon delivery, proceed to devour everything (minus the delivery guy, the wrapping, paper bags and boxes).

- After consumption, spray room freshener wherever the sweets aroma might have crawled into, aside your gargoyle mouth. Brush teeth and rinse with mouthwash repeatedly; the burns will heal quicker than Karla's wrath would take to disappear.

- Slouch in bed and ride your sugar-high in all its tingly glory. To prevent unpleasant consequences of said high, make sure to tie one wrist to the bed (firmly!). Should Karla come home sooner than expected, you can always play the 'frisky surprise' card.

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Gargoyle Addiction
Otherworlds Summons Book One
Livia Olteano

Genre: New Adult (Spicy!) Paranormal Romance

Expected Publication: July 15 2013

Book Description:

Summonari don’t trust. Under their command, they summon any number of creatures from the Otherwolds—but never trust them outside of the summoning.
Gargoyles don’t love. Fierce descendants of dragons, they function on power and fear—never love.

Karla isn’t the happily-ever-after type of girl. No territory-hungry guy is going to stick flags all over her unclaimed grounds.

Kann’s world is death and betrayal. As Dar Primus of Haus Varis, he’s expected to follow tradition but he’s not your regular gargoyle. In fact, he’s anything but.
One fateful Friday night, Otherworlds collide. Stuck together in one world or another, Karla and Kann face everything from Awakenings and turbulent love to Festnavals and bloodthirsty scorned suitors.

If there’s one thing they can’t escape, it’s the addiction to each other. And they’ve got it bad.

About the Author:

Livia lives in Europe where she listens to obscene amounts of music and devours every reading material in sight. When she’s not doing either of the two, she fiddles with anything remotely customizable within reach.

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Stormy Vixen said...

Thanks for sharing the recipe and Gargoyle Addiction and the giveaway. Sounds like a great book and I am looking forward to reading it. evamillien at gmail dot com

Livia Olteano said...

Hey Roxanne!

Thanks for hosting Gargoyle Addiction, really appreciate it!

And Eva, you're awesome, I just had to say that :D You've shown Gargoyle Addiction a lot of love throughout this tour and I love you for it :)