Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Helpful Hints for Becoming a Vampire from Susan Blexrud



In my fang series, my mortal women must decide whether they are willing to sacrifice their humanity for the immortal world of the vampire men they love. Following are some hints for determining whether you, dear reader, are a candidate for immortality.

Helpful Hints for Becoming a Vampire

Assuming you've already been sucked in by the wiles of one of these undead hotties, you'll adapt more easily to your new lifestyle if you have....

1. Good dental hygiene. There’s nothing worse than an infected fang to put a damper on your fun.

2. A healthy libido. Believe me, it will kick up a notch, but having a good base is essential.

3. A sense of humor. There's a learning curve to acquiring vampire skills, and you need to be able to laugh at yourself.

4. A preference for night over day. You’ll still be able to function in the daytime, but your sensitivity to light will require UV protection for your skin and eyes. Hey, weren't you looking for an excuse to buy those new Chanel sunglasses?

5. No aversion to blood. You’ll never look at a scraped knee in the same way. So, if you’ve been a blood donor in your mortal existence, just know that a trip to the Red Cross could be more temptation than you’re able to endure.

6. A thirst for adventure. You're going to be more durable, so go ahead, rev up your immortal powers and jump off that cliff.


Susan Blexrud’s latest foray into the world of vampires is the third book in her fang series, Real Men Have Fangs, available October 29 from DCL Publications, http://www.thedarkcastlelords.com/ .

You can visit Susan at her website (http://www.susanblexrud.com/), and she welcomes your comments at her blogspot (http://susanblexrud.blogspot.com/).

And be on the lookout for Susan's print book which will contain all of the Fang series in one bound book, due out sometime in January.


11 comments:

Miriam Newman said...

Hey, Susan. Can't wait for your print book and that hot, hot cover! Congratulations.

Susan Blexrud said...

Roxanne, thanks for the beautiful post. I welcome commenters to share their ideas on communing with their vampires, and I'll add them to the helpful hints. We need all the help we can get with our undead hotties.

Susan Blexrud said...

Thanks, Miriam. Aren't you the early bird this morning? Your support is always appreciated, and I'm looking forward to your great book, Scion, going to print!!!!

elnice said...

What a fun post! This is a new author for me, I will watch for the Fang series.

Elie (Ellz Readz)

Judy said...

I really enjoyed the post!! I also like this cover very much. I have read Love Shui and Love Fang, but I have put this print book down to purchase when it comes out. I would like to have all of them in the one print.

Susan Blexrud said...

Elnice, thanks for your comments. I think you'd like my vampires. They're sexy and FUNNY!

Susan Blexrud said...

Judy, thanks for reading Love Fang and Fang Shui. Yes, I'm pretty excited about my first print book, and I'm thrilled that you want it in your collection. XO

booklover0226 said...

I enjoyed reading the post and look forward to owning the Fang series!

Thanks,
Tracey D

Susan Blexrud said...

Tracey, many thanks! I look forward to welcoming you as a fang follower (and aren't we all?)

DCL Publications said...

We love when our Dark Lords become Vamps!

Denisse Alicea said...

Looks wonderful Susan! Thanks for the tips!

 
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